Annonamous1

(Scolipede. Quite possibly the most ugly and vile looking Pokemon in existence. It’s a giant centipede with a downward facing hook-like mouth, creepy yellow eyes. It has a soft black underbelly covering its body, while it’s top half is shielded by layers of hardened red plates bearing down on its stomach with poisonous claw-like barbs, absolutely disgusting.) (That’s exactly what I thought until I had an absurd dream last Thursday that one saved my life from being crushed by a burning tree. From that completely irrelevant hallucination I’ve come to warm to the huge bug type a little and realised that past all the inti

I woke up to find myself still next to my new friend, and first Pokemon, Lapras. She was still asleep, snoring gently. One flipper held me tightly against her body. Very carefully I pulled myself free, trying my best not to wake her up. With a slight pop I pulled myself free, sliding across the smooth stone floor from the force of my efforts. Brushing myself off I got up and turned to face Lapras, a slight smile forming. I still couldn't believe I had caught her. My first Pokemon I thought to myself giggling at the thought. She was so big and strong, I had never expected to be so lucky. At most I was hoping for was a caterpie or something of